Monday, October 15, 2012

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

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Some things are better just left alone.  Conan the Barbarian is one of them.

The movie, that is.

Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.

3 comments:

  1. Welcome back, boys... again.

    Fuck this movie.

    I'm a huge fan of R.E. Howard, as well as the John Milius movie. Even though it wasn't particularly faithful to the source material I still think it's a masterpiece on its own terms.

    What we have with this version is what a lot of people THINK Conan is about. It's a dumb, sadistic, misogynistic piece of adolescent wish-fulfillment drivel.

    It has so little to do with what makes the stories such classics.

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  2. Good to see you guys pinching another one off. I was worried the 2011 blasts weren't going to get the justice they deserve.

    Speaking of justice, as a personal request, you guys have GOT to do Cowboys & Aliens. It's a long story, but I've dealt with Platinum Studios, the company that sold the movie rights to that piece of shit, and they're a bunch of liars. I'm glad that movie bombed.

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  3. Another R.E. Howard movie that was actually okay was SOLOMON KANE. It's not great, but as a mid-budget action/fantasy it does a far better job than this expensive dud.

    You guys also have to do JOHN CARTER. It's not a terrible movie, just a very dull one that happens to be the biggest bomb of all time.

    $250 million they spent on that bore.

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