Sunday, January 20, 2013

Apollo 18

DOWNLOAD




Wow. This one is up there. Bad. Like The Brothers Solomon bad.

SPOILER ALERT:

Moon rock spiders.


MOON ROCK SPIDERS.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Sucker Punch

DOWNLOAD



Darren and Mike surprise Bill for this birthday, but Bill is the one with the REAL surprise.

Oh yeah, also, a movie - visually appealing, otherwise a serious let down.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

DOWNLOAD



We like to find SOMETHING redeeming about every move we BLAST. The most redeeming part of this movie was the Casa Bianca pizza pre-BLAST, then some fine whiskey and tequila mid-BLAST.

Movie? What movie?

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1

DOWNLOAD


Whoooo Boy. This one stinks.

Fortunately, we're not alone having to tear this one up. It's the annual BLASTkittens festival! We're joined by: Senta Moses, Shannon Muchow, Retta Putignano, and Lisa K. Wyatt.

Also: Our annual apology to these nice women for having to watch this coiler.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

DOWNLOAD


Some things are better just left alone.  Conan the Barbarian is one of them.

The movie, that is.

Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Season of the Witch

DOWNLOAD

Hey everybody!  2012 has ... ahem... started, and we are BLASTing the worst of 2011.

The first one to get it is "Season of the Witch" starring Nicolas Cage... enjoy.