Saturday, December 8, 2012

Sucker Punch


Darren and Mike surprise Bill for this birthday, but Bill is the one with the REAL surprise.

Oh yeah, also, a movie - visually appealing, otherwise a serious let down.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night


We like to find SOMETHING redeeming about every move we BLAST. The most redeeming part of this movie was the Casa Bianca pizza pre-BLAST, then some fine whiskey and tequila mid-BLAST.

Movie? What movie?

Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1


Whoooo Boy. This one stinks.

Fortunately, we're not alone having to tear this one up. It's the annual BLASTkittens festival! We're joined by: Senta Moses, Shannon Muchow, Retta Putignano, and Lisa K. Wyatt.

Also: Our annual apology to these nice women for having to watch this coiler.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Conan the Barbarian (2011)


Some things are better just left alone.  Conan the Barbarian is one of them.

The movie, that is.

Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Season of the Witch


Hey everybody!  2012 has ... ahem... started, and we are BLASTing the worst of 2011.

The first one to get it is "Season of the Witch" starring Nicolas Cage... enjoy.